week 6; wednesday (Sanji)

[discardia]

[ The easiest place to find a pumpkin is obviously the pumpkin patch, which is where she'd asked Sanji to meet her.

... Currently, she's checking out each and every pumpkin and trying to find one that won't just murder him through weight alone.

She so very much hates this. ]

Comments

[concasse]

[Wow why is she looking so glum? Sanji is ready and so has to remind himself that maybe grinning is a bad expression to wear.

Okay alright he's got this. Looking somber.

... Ignore that skip in his step]

Good afternoon, Cardia-chan~!

[discardia]

Hello, Sanji.

[ ... ]

You're... oddly bouncy.

[concasse]

[CAUGHT]

Ah-- well, y'know, it's just-- good to be helping a lady in need!

[discardia]

Please don't be excited over this. This is still something I don't really want to do.

[concasse]

Yes Ma'am.

[Hanging his head, thoroughly scolded and they've not even started]

So... is there a particular way you wanna do this?

[discardia]

... I have no idea.

[ Oh. ]

I know the places to strike in order to incapacitate someone quickly, but never with a pumpkin. Honestly, with a pumpkin, a lot of those places might be impossible.

[concasse]

Yeah, never mind the shitty shape of a pumpkin -- it's too big for anything but bludgeoning.

[Sigh.]

Maybe the back of the head?

[discardia]

You might have to crouch a little. And maybe we should put something soft on the ground first?

[ Cardia, lethal monster, suggesting blankets after bludgeoning. ]

[concasse]

If it helps, I'll sit down. Might help you get a better angle.

[This is the worst conversation, oh my god]

Nah, don't worry about something soft on the ground. The damage is gonna get reversed anyway.

[discardia]

And you really want me to just-- leave?

[ LEAVE HIM? ON THE GROUND? UNCONSCIOUS?? ]

[concasse]

That's right! My healer is shy and doesn't want anyone knowing about their power, so I gave them a time to come find me out here.

It'll give you enough time to escape without being seen, too.

[Sanji thought this through, okay!!]

... Not that it's my business, Cardia-chan, but are you a perhaps a Hero? Civilian? The other person is interested in where the objective count is gonna go.

[OBVIOUSLY NOT A VILLAIN, CARDIA IS TOO GOOD]

[discardia]

[ Look, Sousei was a villain???? ]

I'm a Civilian.

[ But she can at least tell him that. ]

[concasse]

[Looking satisfied with that (he was a little afraid she'd be a Hero so this wouldn't even help out the Civilian side), he'll go sit crosslegged on the ground.]

Alright. I'm ready whenever you are!

[discardia]

... You're extremely certain about this?

[ She's finally found a satisfactory pumpkin, but SHE STILL HATES THIS. ]

[concasse]

Yep.

Lemme have it.

[desTROY HIM]

[discardia]

[ Cardia, for all the fact that she looks like a frail tiny girl, does still have quite a bit of strength to her.

... So she will not be using all of it, but she will pour a lot of it into clocking him in the back of the head with this pumpkin.

SHE IS DEFINITELY APOLOGIZING INCESSANTLY UNDER HER BREATH. ]

[concasse]

[SMACK

And down Sanji goes for the count! Congrats to you, Cardia, you can go back to your room now--]

A-ah...

[Oh.

Yeah.

He's... still conscious. In a lot of pain but oh boy, he rolls back up to his sitting position, seeing the stars and moon and the fuckin sun revolving around him]

M-maybe one more...

[discardia]

[ oh my god this failed terribly. ]

S-Sanji, I don't think--

[ WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE ]

[concasse]

N-no, s'fine!

[SLURRING HIS WORDS

Girl gave him a concussion, so she's halfway there! 8D]

Go Cardia-chawawan~! Just one more, it'll be alright!

[discardia]

[ chawawan oh no, she's caused brain damage. This is awful. Someone please kill her this week.

BUT FINE, SHE'LL WALLOP HIM AGAIN. ]

[concasse]

[And down he goes!!

... For real this time.

And looking pretty okay despite the fact that he is at the very least concussed to high heaven.

Beaten by a pretty girl; Jae-Ha would be so jealous right now.]

[discardia]

[ Just going to-- carefully set the pumpkin down.

And then just as carefully rearrange Sanji so he's at least on his side and not face-first in the dirt.

Aaaaand then debate waiting for the healer anyway, but she's just going to have to trust Sanji on this one, so after a very apologetic frown at his unconscious body, she's going to reluctantly make herself scarce.

WORST OBJECTIVE. ]